Saturday, September 27, 2008

STD in the office

In our Infectious disease module, a doctor-professor once mentioned that the rate of STD infections including HIV among call center agents are continuously increasing and becoming alarming. Other infections include syphilis, chlamydia, gonorrhea, crabs, warts and trichomoniasis.

team4rafflessmWhy so happy? Enjoying work? Right...

Scary right? So be warned call center agents! HIV is just around the corners of your workplace. And don't blame the toilet bowl like everybody used to, cos it's kinda overrated. That's why it's called STD, Sexually Transmitted Disease,,, unless you are actually having sex with the toilet bowl which is so unlikely, and deviantly deviant, if there's even such a word. Again, let me rephrase that, a disease that is transmitted SEXUALLY.

But I knoe, I understand, call center offices are too cold especially during graveyard shifts right? You can blame the A/C technician now... A temperature that is too cold to handle? I knoe you need someone to hug you or even more. But hey, stop the moronic idealization that we're all just humans who have bodily needs! Retard! Here's what you can do, to lessen the STD rate amid your population, cos it's kinda depressing, embarrassing and pathetic. Sexually starved? Pervs!

  • Be ethical and professional, don't screw with your co-workers especially in the office!
  • Abstain and practice a monogamous relationship. Don't have sex with all your colleagues like it's your main point why you even applied for the job.
  • If you cannot do the things stated above, then you should wear protections. Condoms are cheap, cheaper than a cup of Starbucks coffee, so it's not an excuse that you cannot have one. But condoms aren't 100 percent effective. Sperms are stuck in condoms but not fully for HIV virus. Oh and also the crabs, don't be so stupid to reason out that condoms can actually protect you from crabs! Cos it will not!

5 comments:

  1. hmmm.. ive been in the industry for over a year (4 months sa nakaraang work ko plus 7 months sa new company ngayon)... hindi ko naman yan iniisip.. trabaho lang talaga kasi nasa isip ko.. ngayon, kung may mga gumagawa nga niyan (na posible nga naman talaga), kasalanan din nman nila... kalibugan lang yan...

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  2. Ive been to the Manila Hygiene Clinic and yes, they were able to gather the statistics indicating that there is a rising incidence of HIV among call center agents - a different callboys and callgirls this time.

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  3. grabe naman yan..nice blog btw. I didn't know med students actually have time to tend a blog.haha

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  5. very true, by the way just in case i have here a site for a foot doctor https://podiatristmanila.wordpress.com

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