STD in the office

In our Infectious disease module, a doctor-professor once mentioned that the rate of STD infections including HIV among call center agents are continuously increasing and becoming alarming. Other infections include syphilis, chlamydia, gonorrhea, crabs, warts and trichomoniasis.

Why so happy? Enjoying work? Right...

Scary right? So be warned call center agents! HIV is just around the corners of your workplace. And don't blame the toilet bowl like everybody used to, cos it's kinda overrated. That's why it's called STD, Sexually Transmitted Disease,,, unless you are actually having sex with the toilet bowl which is so unlikely, and deviantly deviant, if there's even such a word. Again, let me rephrase that, a disease that is transmitted SEXUALLY.

But I knoe, I understand, call center offices are too cold especially during graveyard shifts right? You can blame the A/C technician now... A temperature that is too cold to handle? I knoe you need someone to hug you or even more. But hey, stop the moronic idealization that we're all just humans who have bodily needs! Retard! Here's what you can do, to lessen the STD rate amid your population, cos it's kinda depressing, embarrassing and pathetic. Sexually starved? Pervs!

• Be ethical and professional, don't screw with your co-workers especially in the office!
• Abstain and practice a monogamous relationship. Don't have sex with all your colleagues like it's your main point why you even applied for the job.
• If you cannot do the things stated above, then you should wear protections. Condoms are cheap, cheaper than a cup of Starbucks coffee, so it's not an excuse that you cannot have one. But condoms aren't 100 percent effective. Sperms are stuck in condoms but not fully for HIV virus. Oh and also the crabs, don't be so stupid to reason out that condoms can actually protect you from crabs! Cos it will not!

Nothing Has Changed

To those who are wondering what my new year's resolution is for this year...it's still the same as last year!!!hahaha Get well soon dak and hanna and everyone who are sick today..Actually i was also sick last christmas. I had fever and cough and i since i am a curious guy, i tried to subject myself to an experiment. I invited some friends over and we drank several bottles of beer..and to my amazement!! I felt better the next morning..was it the alcohol or just a mere coincidence?? Good question..Let's see.. according to my readings, alcohol, at a certain amount is toxic to microorganisms like bacteria and viruses which as we all know cause us to become sick. The human body is able to tolerate alcohol concentrations (depending on several factors like age, gender, genetics, environment, etc.) which are already toxic to these microorganisms. The alcohol now interferes with the microorganism's normal processes and prevents its multiplication and inhibits it thereby stopping the progression of the disease. Other studies even have concluded that alcohol also causes massive DNA alteration and oxidative damage that eventually kills the microorganism..wow! that might have explained it!.. UNBELIEVABLE? of course! i just made that up..hehehehe LOL!

Aloha

Welcome into our humble blog. LOL.

This is my first post in our group blog. It is a privilege to administer this blog and I am happy that there are people who are interested also in sharing their opinions and ideas regarding medicine and non-medical topics.

Blogging's already a part of my life and when I introduced it to some of my medical student friends, they agreed on joining a community in the net such as this, blogging. Many of us are really good writers but doesn't have an outlet to release these common compassion in writing. I am not really a good writer but since I love to write and share ideas and knowing that there are people who are also interested in sharing their thoughts, I created this blog to make their thoughts shared and expressed. Through this blog, I hope that these abilities of my friends would be shared and inspire many bloggers.

As medical students, I can say that our life is harder than any other non-medical individuals. We have hectic schedules, sleepless nights, tons of readings, loads of hard exams, toxic activities and due deadlines. What we will write here are mostly products of released energies, can be good ones or bad ones; so if some of the posts are quite offending, as early as now we would like to apologize.

I hope that this blog will inspire many individuals. Happy posting guys!